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I probably would have been in my head, ‘Am I Tony? I’m not Tony. I’ve got to be Tony again!’ (Downey)
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
hello dc I am not sure if u are aware of this but batman is not ur only character please expand because batman is shitty
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
"So my subtext in this movie is that Natasha is always trying to get Steve a date, because she’s secretly dating Falcon. It starts in the first scene where I see her and she’s like, "What’s up?" over Chris’s shoulder, and after that, we’re practically a serious couple for the entire movie." — Anthony Mackie (x)